Canadian, 14 years of age, I talk to much. Verified Directioner, Potterhead, Demigod and Tribute.You only get one life so make the most of it. I hate cats. Pants are unwelcome on my blog. Act now, think later.

 

my childhood.

Drake: You calling me a liar?!

Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!

Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!

Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!

Josh: I hope you go bald!

Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!

Josh: *GASP* You take that back!

horanslaugh:

h-styles:

fuckme-1direction:

nickiminiall:

h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

bless you melissa

eagles aren’t even nice animals id rather america flashed around another animals that’s at least pretty like idk a puppy


just sitting here in Canada, chilling with some moose and eating some Timmies while watching some Hockey.